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I grew up in Texas, I should have been able to figure that out. 🤦‍♂️

(Okay, the suburbs of Houston. But still, I grew up around some pretty thick accents, and should have been able to decipher it.)

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Ghey. "Queer" in an intentionally horrendous redneck accent.

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What really got me was the photo of Kashoggi's son shaking MBS's hand. Inconceivable.

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I use very little salt. I've always used very little salt, except on potatoes, and even on potatoes I use far less than most people.

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'Bad concept'? You mean like granite countertops or a cathedral ceiling?

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Well, there's poor old Peter Smith...

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This right there. I had a (mercifully brief) job for a fucking guy with a PhD who found all of this funny as shit, and swore up and down that his wall street buddies (by which he meant the entire Dow 500, for some reason) were making a mint.

He also thought we should arm teachers. I was too busy to think of asking him why he didn't go to Campus Safety and demand the right to open carry in his classes.

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No, it was much too sane. This is clearly The Apprentice

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Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who wanted to get a root canal without anesthesia?

He wanted to transcend dental medication....I'll show myself out

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A lemon is just a mutated lime. I only use a lymon or occasionally a pamplemousse but never ever tangelos on my meals that would just be wrong.

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But but harvested by Tibetan elves!!!????

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Well there was that one guy who was part of the “rogue tourist entourage” who met with an extremely unfortunate automobile accident back in Saudiland.

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MBS and his boys go full on "Pablo Escobar" on Khashoggi and figure to get away with it. With all the rest of the mayhem going on and the PJ parties with Kushner, they just might. But not forever.

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A rare glimpse of the Saudi's top investigator:

https://m.media-amazon.com/...

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We he IS trying to roust a bit of change 180 billion dollars worth of investor money at his Davos in the Abattoir Desert shindig. I'd think that a country that could order up hundreds of millions of dollars worth of TrooBloo "Merica Fuck Yeah Death Toys could afford their OWN infrastructure investments?

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I can't even the four "newspapers of record" anymore. They are all so fucked up editorially that I think they are secret Morlocks who just want to fuck my life up.

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