Hello! And welcome to what we hope shall be a new weekly feature here at yr Wonkette, the Monday Morning Cringefest. Why? Because as of today I am FULL TIME here and your Editrix is allowing me to indulge what is, perhaps, one of my greatest passions --
Are you old enough to remember beds in motels with "Magic Fingers" massage motors? I couldn't figure out what they were for, and my mother wouldn't tell me. I haven't seen one in 40 years.
Feminist dudes agree with one of the early American feminists (can't remember which one) who said, "Feminism is the radical idea that women are human beings."
I just wanted to go OT and say welcome to a fellow Chicagoan. Even though I live in the country now, you can take the girl out of Chicago, but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.
If a guy ever asked me gracefully for intimacy, I would ignore my intuition and profound capacity for feeling to laugh and throw up at the same time. I'm sure he would honor that.
Hey, where do you think these guys got all this stuff? Women used to drag us to 'consciousness-raising sessions for men' and stuff us full of Andrea Dworkin, Shulamith Firestone, et al. Guys would mope around dejected for weeks.
Yeah she was right about not making it through the video. I only made it 2:42.They lost me when one says something about 'a lot of people aren't alive now'.That profundity was way too deep for me.
That's what the extra pillows are for.
Are you old enough to remember beds in motels with "Magic Fingers" massage motors? I couldn't figure out what they were for, and my mother wouldn't tell me. I haven't seen one in 40 years.
LOL, nope, sadly I missed them. But I have ridden a washing machine before!
Feminist dudes agree with one of the early American feminists (can't remember which one) who said, "Feminism is the radical idea that women are human beings."
And so did he.
I just wanted to go OT and say welcome to a fellow Chicagoan. Even though I live in the country now, you can take the girl out of Chicago, but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.
I like that!
In my experience, the wild liberal arts major and the virgin techie nerd can work at least as well.
No wonder his poetry seemed to be written by someone with some serious clinical depression.
If a guy ever asked me gracefully for intimacy, I would ignore my intuition and profound capacity for feeling to laugh and throw up at the same time. I'm sure he would honor that.
Which is sad, because I would attach myself to Ardal O'Hanlon.
More like this?
Or, as my son says about me, "You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl."It's true.
Hey, where do you think these guys got all this stuff? Women used to drag us to 'consciousness-raising sessions for men' and stuff us full of Andrea Dworkin, Shulamith Firestone, et al. Guys would mope around dejected for weeks.
Yeah she was right about not making it through the video. I only made it 2:42.They lost me when one says something about 'a lot of people aren't alive now'.That profundity was way too deep for me.
Shit, I'm a heterosexual male, & even that transcript is making my dick shrivel up, so I'm not brave enough to watch the video itself.