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Gayer Than Thou's avatar

That's what the extra pillows are for.

Queen Méabh's avatar

Are you old enough to remember beds in motels with "Magic Fingers" massage motors? I couldn't figure out what they were for, and my mother wouldn't tell me. I haven't seen one in 40 years.

HazooToo's avatar

LOL, nope, sadly I missed them. But I have ridden a washing machine before!

OldMayfly's avatar

Feminist dudes agree with one of the early American feminists (can't remember which one) who said, "Feminism is the radical idea that women are human beings."

ahughes798's avatar

I just wanted to go OT and say welcome to a fellow Chicagoan. Even though I live in the country now, you can take the girl out of Chicago, but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.

pd1648's avatar

In my experience, the wild liberal arts major and the virgin techie nerd can work at least as well.

pd1648's avatar

No wonder his poetry seemed to be written by someone with some serious clinical depression.

Sheesko's avatar

If a guy ever asked me gracefully for intimacy, I would ignore my intuition and profound capacity for feeling to laugh and throw up at the same time. I'm sure he would honor that.

Unregistered Hijabi Rockstar's avatar

Which is sad, because I would attach myself to Ardal O'Hanlon.

tex7's avatar

Or, as my son says about me, "You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl."It's true.

Henri Rousseau's avatar

Hey, where do you think these guys got all this stuff? Women used to drag us to 'consciousness-raising sessions for men' and stuff us full of Andrea Dworkin, Shulamith Firestone, et al. Guys would mope around dejected for weeks.

Mark A Dresslar's avatar

Yeah she was right about not making it through the video. I only made it 2:42.They lost me when one says something about 'a lot of people aren't alive now'.That profundity was way too deep for me.

Frank Underboob's avatar

Shit, I'm a heterosexual male, & even that transcript is making my dick shrivel up, so I'm not brave enough to watch the video itself.