Too bad you don't have a scratch-n-sniff screen! Any of y'all that saw the recipes I used to post in the comments -- which are not allowed, so none of you have seen them, as they must be entirely imaginary - will know that I have a fondness for overly fussy recipes with a twenty-leven page list of ingredients and a 93 step process that takes, like, a day and a half. To make toast, or something.