Something nice for the night crew.

Here is a transcription one of the more famous pieces from Book 1 of Bach's _Well-Tempered Clavier_, BWV 847, "Prelude and Fugue in C minor." This is an electronic piano doing a nice job of standing in for a grand piano.

Lots of sixteenth notes with the hands playing in unison along with a score. Don't worry about not reading music, just watch the hands. The counterpoint is mesmerizing.


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Too early for schadenfreude?:

The Despicable Meatball DeSatan campaign is performing as if the Titanic, Hindenburg, and space-shuttle Challenger all had a hellspawn baby and it was named Meatball and it ran for the Preznitsy and it immediately ate mucho shit just like its parents did. This guy will never hold an elected office again.

Bonespurs taught me a tough lesson in celebrating prematurely, but it does look like the Meatball is cooked. To know him is to hate his guts. yay

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Let the conspiracy theories take flight!

Body found in search for black male paddleboarder, 43, who drowned in pond on Obama's Martha's Vineyard estate: 911 call was made from ex-President's $12M property last night

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Jul 24Liked by ziggywiggy

May I ask a question? I can? Thanks!

When I get a notice that someone replied to a witty comment of mine, is there a way to jump to that reply, in case I want to keep the conversation going, or answer a question asked of me? Disqus used to do that but I've not found a way to do it here on Substack. I'm guessing there IS a way, I'm just too thick to figure it out.


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Need Infrastructure Mayor Pete to put us up some signs:

𝙉𝙤 𝙅𝙪𝙢𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘾𝙤𝙘𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙨

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I'm done with you clowns. Smell you tomorrow.

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Another stupid question. When Americans have to replace appliances, they'll be obtaining the new more energy efficient ones. Dipshit.

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Jesus, shut the fuck up.

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Here's a SHOCKER: according to a recent JAMA report, MORE REPUBLICANS THAN DEMOCRATS DIED OF COVID!!!1!!111!

Of course, there are two possible explanations for this:

1. When the Democrats collaborated with China to weaponize the virus, they specifically designed the pathogen to be more lethal for GOP voters. Brilliant work, really.

2. JAMA is a bunch of scientists, therefore JAMA is lying.


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Friend of Mom sent fooood to Birb Parents' house. Birb say A Thamk.

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“Si nos quedemos Juntos vamos a ganar? Si!“

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We're having a lovely pearly gray day here in Western Washington, including a little rain. I'm loving it.

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I'm inclined to believe that Handsome Joe read fascist Bibi the riot act for abrogating the power of the Israeli Supreme Court in favor of further enhancing his own.

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"Marjorie Taylor Greene has described a witness of the President's son as, quote, 'toned and fit from rigorous exercise, with a figure of one much younger than her years which was, she suspected, the envy of even the younger women in Congress like one in particular from New York who shall remain nameless but who she knew would never turn the dashing Hunter's head, her sunny smile illuminating her still fresh skin like the morning sun at the golden hour and her cascades of corn colored hair falling in rivulets like waterfalls [find some other words for waterfall] which had no doubt caught the rakish, but haunted, hunk's attentions. Or it would have, if the weight of tiredness had not been so heavy on her shoulders- saving the country from the Commie hoards wasn't easy that's for sure...'..."

"...Ms. Taylor Greene is that you?"

"'What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?' He asked, in a voice like velvet but even smoother, like velvet with oil on it and sanded by the desert's mystery..."


"She smiled, too tired to think of a clever reply, but the smile, she could sense, was enough..."

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"What's the White House's opinion on the display of Hunter Biden's cock?"

"Closeted much, are you?"

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