Monsanto, that sickening institution behind Agent Orange and strawberries made out of fish and sugar made out of Axe Body Spray,* has claimed and will probably claim until the end of time that you don't really need to know that your "all-natural" cereal is actually created in a lab. DON'T YOU LIKE IT? Don't you feel yourself turning into a Transformer? But the state of Vermont is particularly not thrilled about Monsanto's coquettish behavior, and is trying to pass H. 722, which would require food labels to tell you whether a product is genetically modified, and would prevent that "all-natural" designation from appearing on the packaging of a GMO food, BECAUSE IT ISN'T. The corporation has so much disgusting dirty cash on hand, however, that it has decided to intimidate the people of Vermont -- not a timid bunch, mind you -- out of proceeding with the bill. The sad thing?
Can't we just stop with this death by 1000 cuts and just cut to the chase. Monsanto gets to declare victory and we'll be able to get Soylent Green patties in our grocer's freezer case.
Most guys have a nickname for their penis, but "second smaller mutated head" is kinda self-deprecating, dontcha think? How about "giant love sausage"? Or "Earl"?
I used to live in VT. My main worry was that New Hampshire would attack. "Live Free and Die ... horribly under our libertarian boot". Not a very friendly state motto.
In comparison to Oklahoma, Arizona, Texas, the Carolinas, Montana and Florida, we never hear anything about bat-shit wierdness from Vermont. I think I'll listen to what they say - they seem to have things under control in that state.
Can't we just stop with this death by 1000 cuts and just cut to the chase. Monsanto gets to declare victory and we'll be able to get Soylent Green patties in our grocer's freezer case.
Most guys have a nickname for their penis, but "second smaller mutated head" is kinda self-deprecating, dontcha think? How about "giant love sausage"? Or "Earl"?
I used to live in VT. My main worry was that New Hampshire would attack. "Live Free and Die ... horribly under our libertarian boot". Not a very friendly state motto.
Yes, but then you'll only be able to have Genetically Modified Orgasms.
There are not enough upfists in the multiverses for that one.
I prefer \"well marbled\".<br /><br />---
In comparison to Oklahoma, Arizona, Texas, the Carolinas, Montana and Florida, we never hear anything about bat-shit wierdness from Vermont. I think I&#039;ll listen to what they say - they seem to have things under control in that state.
GMOs are people, my friends. Soylent Green!
I thought the only food that came from Vermont was Chunky Monkey
RWers jumping up and down demanding tort reform in 3.. 2..
Oh wait. SLAPPs by corporate behemoths are <em>different</em>, aren&#039;t they.
Also, terminators. For freedom! (from things that are free)
Note to Rick Santorum: the Gettysburg Address was not a concession speech.
BUT IT&#039;S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!!1