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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Can't we just stop with this death by 1000 cuts and just cut to the chase. Monsanto gets to declare victory and we'll be able to get Soylent Green patties in our grocer's freezer case.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Most guys have a nickname for their penis, but "second smaller mutated head" is kinda self-deprecating, dontcha think? How about "giant love sausage"? Or "Earl"?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I used to live in VT. My main worry was that New Hampshire would attack. "Live Free and Die ... horribly under our libertarian boot". Not a very friendly state motto.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Yes, but then you'll only be able to have Genetically Modified Orgasms.

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

There are not enough upfists in the multiverses for that one.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I prefer \"well marbled\".<br /><br />---

Fartknocker's avatar

In comparison to Oklahoma, Arizona, Texas, the Carolinas, Montana and Florida, we never hear anything about bat-shit wierdness from Vermont. I think I'll listen to what they say - they seem to have things under control in that state.

chascates's avatar

GMOs are people, my friends. Soylent Green!

schmannity's avatar

I thought the only food that came from Vermont was Chunky Monkey

SullivanSt's avatar

RWers jumping up and down demanding tort reform in 3.. 2..

Oh wait. SLAPPs by corporate behemoths are <em>different</em>, aren't they.

SullivanSt's avatar

Also, terminators. For freedom! (from things that are free)

SullivanSt's avatar

Note to Rick Santorum: the Gettysburg Address was not a concession speech.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

BUT IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!!1