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MTG, you do for the gotcha what Michaelangelo did for the fresco. How I'll miss seeing your southern-anthropoid face after you get voted out. Don't worry, you can take out your rage on the elipiticals at God's Gym.

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Or find another boyfriend to scratch your itch

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So Joe didn't just show up and toss rolls of paper towels to the masses?

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So that clip clip where he nearly lost all his loved ones in a fire, it seems as if it was cut off before he talked about the bravery of some firefighters, either the ones that saved Muffy the cat or the ones who rushed into the flames of Lahaina. The 'sleeping' moment could have just been some intense prayer and he nodded the speaker mentioned Ohana. Also, for all the scandals of the White House dogs attacking Secret Service agents OHJ greeted that cadaver dog like a pro.

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Political cudgel because of course. I'd be more shocked if they DIDN'T lie and do this shit because they would be very unlike them.

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The Republicans just wanted Biden to throw paper towels for the camera. After all, *real* presidents throw paper towels at people.

/s

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Ooops. sorry rlcornelius....I posted similar up above before scrolling down.

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Would Xitter be pronounced "shitter"?

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I will be now.

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That's how Xi Jinping would say it!

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Republicans are inhuman monsters.

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"Ghouls" is also an appropriate term. I prefer "scum" myself.

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Meanwhile, from the future, in Atlanta, we have the first image of Trump arriving to be booked and printed

It's everything you'd expect

https://fakeconsultant.substack.com/p/this-aint-puerto-rico

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WTF, the douche nozzles on the local radio mentioned this on my way to work this morning. I didn't realize it was from the NY Post. Fuck them, bigly.

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Joe Biden personally set those fires to distract from his failing presidency!!!

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I know somebody who believes that all the Trump charges are to distract from Biden's failing presidency. I don't even know how to respond.

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Disbelief.

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Biden was born in Kenya, ya know, so no wonder he cares nothing about Hawaii.

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Republicans are disgusting excuses for humans.

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I hear also Joe Biden allowed the hurricane to cross the border!! What a monster!

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MTG said “Joe Biden: Send more billions to Ukraine. No comment for Maui.”

Thus ignoring the fact that, sooner or later, the Repos are no doubt going to attempt to prevent aid from going to Hawaii because Reasons.

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They will probably decry it as "just more foreign aid taking money away from American Taxpayers"..remember how they were all up in arms over Obama visiting 'an exotic location' like ...the place he grew up...

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Republicans and whatever inhabits the bodies of employees of Fox, want nothing to do with things like compassion, or empathy. It's kill or be killed, nothing else will do - except for paper towels, of course.

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Here in Hawaii, the president's visit was well received and greatly appreciated. From my perspective, as someone who works with news media on a regular basis, the coverage was uniformly positive. The president did and said exactly the right things, especially his comment that Lahaina would be rebuilt in the manner the residents wanted.

Biden was respectful of the Hawaiian culture and behaved admirably throughout his visit. My daughter commented that he looked much more fit and healthy than our governor and the FEMA administrator pictured with him in the NY Times photo of them walking the street in Lahaina.

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It’s normal human behavior to want to stop and pet a dog. Which is exactly why republicans are baffled by it. Just look at how weirdos like Pudding Fingers, Fled Cruz; and the PAB fail at acting like normal humans. They don’t understand normal human behavior.

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Famously, Donald Trump does not like dogs and actually uses "like a dog" as an insult. Need I say more?

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He famously doesn’t like most animals.

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“I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.”

― Bill Murray

Got that on my refrigerator :-)

Right next to this

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2a/8c/ad/2a8cad750fc3c944a638f8f485ecea08--american-staffordshire-terriers-but-seriously.jpg

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