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Yup, this anti vax - it might make me magnetic, it's taking away my civil liberties, it's putting trackers in my blood is exhausting. OK, be an idiot and don't get vaxxed, but don't be surprised if no-one wants to be around you, especially if you aren't wearing a mask.

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Do us a favor and suggest that they move to Florida, or Alabama, or Mississippi...

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You could move down here to the Sarasota Bay area, where we have dead fish for neighbors. Dead fish don't make laws (or noise).

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Pigs do fly! I definitely saw one, at a Pink Floyd stadium concert outside Boston in, lessee, 197....

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Weirdest niqab ever.

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The google is your friend!!

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Central Montana representing here. Wonkette is the only thing keeping me sane throughout the last few years.

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I didn't know the Bible forbade the wearing of sackcloth over one's face.

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I fucking hate my state and our piece of shit governor and all the MAGAts I'm surrounded by.

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Punchy's so upset about the low uptake of jobs in MT, but requiring employees to "work or die" and forcing employers to put up with GQP bullshit tying their hands isn't having the beneficial effect that he counted on.

Excellent article.

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Sack of manure would do, especially if they're slit up the face before launching. (so I've been told).

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Hide the old one in the neighbor's back yard some night.

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nice . . . but i'm particularly interested in the flying pigs part of my solution.

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Only if the fetus is a problem to an actual woman that they themselves haven't knocked up.

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Gov. Greg Gianforte , who punched a dem/reporter, is your governor? OMG.

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Same here. I live in Missouri, and am from Kansas. The midwest has gone full bore MAGA.

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