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malsperanza's avatar

Uh, Texas Longhorns libel?

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Your fix is happily accepted!

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Well, *fortunately* a guy stepped in with the information teh wimminz need so much. Next, he will have information on proper bras and (this will be big) menstruation! At last a guy will be explaining all of this!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Some Constitutional rights are more equal than others.

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Steve Zakszewski's avatar

Look, these fucktards think the mouth is connected to the uterus, so of course an orthopaedic surgeon would be considered an expert on lady parts. I think the next time the GOP rents a private jet a baggage handler should pilot the plane. Same thing, right?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Typical Republican: protect the unborn at all costs but fuck the already born.

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Rattus Norvegicus's avatar

At least a veto awaits this one if it gets out of committee.

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pj's avatar

Virginia - point of clarification - JAMA is just a journal that publishes research - its the authors of each study and paper that take those positions. Certainly JAMA is to some extent validating the research - but it is (in my opinion) not accurate to say that the opinions come from JAMA - let alone the parent organization the AMA.

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Harry R. Sohl's avatar

But, what if the action - instead of hurting or killing the woman, because who cares? - hurts or kills the fetus THE BABY!!!!!

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Estebe Rey's avatar

Criminalize menstruation now! Menstruation is MURDER!!!

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Baby_Raptor's avatar

Are the two not synonymous? The pregnant person doesn't have a choice if they're being forced to give birth.

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Virginia Bee & Cat's avatar

But what if de babbiez was consived through the evil nocturnal emmisions of de Incubus? If they can use fairy tales to stop abortion, can't we use them as reasons for abortion? How about exorzizing de demon out of a woman's tummy?

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Jeez, don't give them any more ideas...

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

It would appear that their definition of 'human being' winds up being a pretty tiny percentage of the human race.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

GPS is a hoax! Nothing can 'orbit' a flat plane!

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Would Sweeney Todd do as a substitute?

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