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Montana Senator is Frugal Drinker

Wonkette Operative Holly Martins reports:
...was just restocking libations at a liquor store in glover park... anyway, as I settled up, my eye fell a signup sheet for email notices of wine sales and bargains. The first name on the list was maxbaucus@[redacted].net. And here I was thinking burns would be the montana senator hitting the sauce hard. Maybe the dems' early 06 lead really is in jeopardy....
Makes sense to us. If Burns needed liquor, it'd be Jack Abramoff's email address on the list.