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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I believe "What position did you play" is the lastest one all the Repubs are using nowadays.

The Quirk's avatar

Sure that's not Utah you're talkin' bout?

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If NAMBLA didn't exist, these guys would still be fucking boy prostitots.

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If teh Cock has any sense, it's avoiding him w/ might and main.

The Quirk's avatar

Pretty sure his head's been in Butte all his life.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Sure, but it never seems to work. As soon as you get him recruited you realize he wasn't straight in the first place.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

If the definition of "mainstream" is "premature orgasm but it's ok anyway because I was already out of breath due to being fat and out of shape" (and I do believe that definition is current in the United States), then I concur with Mr. Peterson's statement, as I don't associate with mainstream people. And by "associate", I mean "screw."

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well done.

I like big Buttes and I cannot lie!

Joshua Norton's avatar

That dude should be the poster boy for beastiality. I mean if you had a choice between him or a sheep, which way would you go?

Just look at him. Dayam! That's a whole lotta ugly happening in one place.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

He didn't say anything at all about the laundry room, on top of the washer, right?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

After arresting a non-heterosexual for pursuing happiness, the judge can now offer the classic choice -- jail or the army.

jqheywood's avatar

46% of republicans in Mississippi think it should be illegal, 40% think it should be legal, and the rest are functionally brain-dead.

Only 40% think it should be legal.

America, what a country!

jqheywood's avatar

I was at a pride parade in DC years ago, and my favorite part was the J. Edgar Hoover marchers (they were all in drag in red dresses) chanting "ten percent is not enough! Recruit! Recruit! Recruit!"