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Available on a <a href="http:\/\/myfwc.com\/wildlifehabitats\/nonnatives\/mammals\/" target="_blank">Florida highway </a>near you!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Does it mean the state executioner gets to keep his freezer full?

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There's really no reason you shouldn't be able to take home the deer who just took out your headlghts and grille ... it's just as edible as it would have been had you shot the critter. (In many states, a fresh deer carcass will in fact be donated to a food kitchen.) Plus, the money you save on burgers might help you pay for the repairs. Even that highly-tenderized rabbit you just flattened should be fine eating. The thing is, state game inspectors get to take a look, just as they do with hunters' kill, to check for parasites and get statistical information for herd management.

But just throwing into the back of your pickup somebody else's roadkill of uncertain age? You might as well go dumpster-diving out behind the supermarket for outdated meat.

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Raccoon is available just about everywhere. Chili coon carne!

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The more I hear from these psychotic guntards, the better I like the idea of <i>actually taking away their fucking guns.</i>

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I don't brake, for lunch.

Punctuation. <a href="http:\/\/static.onemansblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/Pork-The-One-You-Love-Fail.jpg" target="_blank">It's important.</a>

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When you've got forty thousand tons of cadmium-laced mining waste to <strike>dispose of</strike> get out of sight every year, you may not want the state telling you where you can't dump it.

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If crazy people didn't vote, Montana wouldn't be having this problem.

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fuflans's avatar

well there you go. DC has taken over hollywood and the wingtards are never-ever -going to watch argo,

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Firefox 19.0 on Ubuntu as well. Same thing in Chrome.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I can support such an idea. I will not fap to it, however.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

The seizure will begin Any Day Now.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

'There was actually a blood trail that they were mopping up" Just Ewwww!

BTW, did you look at Lavin's mugshot? I swear I saw him at a casting call for the Addams Family

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I don't brake for lunch.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Truck Nutz or GTFO!

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