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the only good thing about this, is that they can't do anything stupid if they are not in session.

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What if they all made sexy reelection calendars?~

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And they're single biggest complaint is that the poorz are lazy.

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i would suffer a bout of projectile vomit.

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Sexy Rep. Gohmert, aka Screwie Louie...~

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... truly a "let them eat gâteau de merde" moment.

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And without the slightest twinge of guilt over taking a paycheque under false pretenses.

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... "I'm from the Government, and I'm not here to help".

The new scariest ten words in the English language.

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... I think you drove it home, parked it in the garage, detailed it and put it up on blocks. Throw a tarp on it and I think you're done.

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And take money from the government!

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... of course they "work", it's just that who they're working for isn't discussed, except in quiet rooms.

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Some Members of Congress actually do spend a lot of time meeting with their constituents. Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be a public record of how often they do this and how much time they spend doing it. If they were smart, they'd keep these records.

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And some here in Texas, want to stay away as far as possible from the vigilante lynch mob that won them the primary because they would have to explain why they didn't take over the gubmint and arrest Obama...

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And that's just the moderate Republicans...

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What a sad thought.

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Fuck this guy.

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