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Cubanz's avatar

Lyin' Ryan makes the cowardly lion look absolutely heroic

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I didn't read it, but I assume it involves spherical cars in a vacuum.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

you know, it would be fun if he got caught up in that whole shitstorm from the private sector. given his track record of incompetence and utter fecklessness, that wouldn't even be a surprise.

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Red Richmond's avatar

KeeeyyyyRIST, the 90s called and they want their fucking web design back. I'm pretty sure I designed a page like that my senior year of high school using raw html drafted in notepad, for a class where the teacher was reading and learning from the textbook about a chapter ahead of us students.

So I mean we didn't know better back then because we were dumb and ignorant, which...well, that's about perfect for their audience.

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Relativicus's avatar

β€œ...you normally don't have to bother telling a New Yorker to stay out of Wisconsin.”

Pulitzer, if you are listening...

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IMPOed's avatar

That is why he wanted to get involved, to destroy the public service sector, a Kock Bros. mission!

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rtpoeman's avatar

You know it's bad when FOX News can't find a way to spin things.

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@anathema_device@bne.social's avatar

Ryan is working on the image his support for DJT his being Paul Ryan tarnished.

FIFY

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phoenix00's avatar

It's *perfect* for their undereducated middle-America boomer audience.https://i.imgflip.com/2c2dr...

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phoenix00's avatar

You forgot "blondes" and "legs"

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phoenix00's avatar

But what are Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham, and Tucker Carlson gonna do NOW?

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popebuck1's avatar

It hung in Bert Cooper's office on "Mad Men" - and Peggy Olsen ended up with it!

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popebuck1's avatar

And if you don't believe this lie is true,Just ask the blind man. He saw it too!

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