Seems like there are lots of failed Republicans taking positions on what the GOP should do to stop losing all the time. First, Bob Dole had a sad about the Tea Party on Sunday TeeVee , and the GOP was all argle bargle, what a losing loser who lost to Billy Blojob in the 90s.
<i>The conservative position is a winning platform.</i>
The current Republican platform does not <b>mention</b> cities. 82% of Americans live in urban areas. This is what we call Republican Math.
It doesn&#039;t matter since the Dem victories are never &quot;legitimate&quot; victories anyway. The GOP just needs to hold that aspirin between its legs a little tighter.
Those who have not lived in Missouri may have a dim understanding of the attitudes in areas outside Kansas City and St Louis. Let us just say that Alabama looks progressive compared to, say, Jefferson County MO. They once had zoning there, but got rid of it because FREEDOM. The cholera epidemic from all the uninspected septic tanks should start soon....
&ldquo;The conservative position is winning platform.&rdquo; Translation: Bent over a chair next to open can of Crisco in a steam room at the Pray-The -Gay convention.
<i>The conservative position is a winning platform.</i>
The current Republican platform does not <b>mention</b> cities. 82% of Americans live in urban areas. This is what we call Republican Math.
To build a city of rock and roll?
Well, it was sometime before WW2, and that didn&#039;t start until 1941.
Triple icky.
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It doesn&#039;t matter since the Dem victories are never &quot;legitimate&quot; victories anyway. The GOP just needs to hold that aspirin between its legs a little tighter.
&quot; We must not trade our inheritance of freedom for the golden chains of dependency to the welfare state.&quot;
Uh, what the <i>fuck</i> kind of crappy writing is that?
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Also: I am SO glad that our election system has ways of shutting that whole thing down...
Those who have not lived in Missouri may have a dim understanding of the attitudes in areas outside Kansas City and St Louis. Let us just say that Alabama looks progressive compared to, say, Jefferson County MO. They once had zoning there, but got rid of it because FREEDOM. The cholera epidemic from all the uninspected septic tanks should start soon....
&ldquo;The conservative position is winning platform.&rdquo; Translation: Bent over a chair next to open can of Crisco in a steam room at the Pray-The -Gay convention.
Butt hurt? Yeah, it&#039;s Akin.
Yeah, let&#039;s hope the GOP keeps beating that <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=WMO0azYcjAs" target="_blank">Akin drum</a>.
He didn&#039;t give me that image, but you did.
Thanks for that.
so that&#039;s where Clint&#039;s chair ended up after the convention...
a Hitler reference? Quick, some call Jim Hoft. I hear he&#039;s paying a bounty for those...