More Mark Foley -- The Waiting Is the Hardest Part

"Do you guys work out?"

While we wait for Charlie Gibson to set out the candles, put on a little music, and talk dirty to us, we note that Representative Foley still hasn't taken his official photo gallery down from his House site, so let's all laugh at the tortured closeted guy with with a thing for barely legal tail.

The emails that kicked this whole thing off are after the jump, though they're so unexciting compared to the FILTHY IM CONVERSATIONS that we're all being promised.

 His name stays on the ballot , by the way. And Howard Mortman points out that every Congressman ever named "Foley" was secretly gay.