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The good news: free lunch! The bad news: tofu.

No real news here, as even in my plush suburban school system of many, many years ago, milk was next-to-free as a nice subsidy/gift/tax expenditure to America's patriotic dairy farmers, who have lots of time to lobby for such goodies because the cows do all the work.

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Having spent a portion of my misspent youth on my uncle's farm, I'd like to see your ass up every morning at 4 am to milk the damn cows. It's a fair amount of work (yes, even with the fancy milking machines), and it is work every damn day. No days off. If you want a vacation, a neighbor or relative has to milk your cows plus their own cows twice a day. It ain't an easy life.

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And a bacon wrap.

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You're right, of course. But mere facts can't be allowed to get in the way of snark.

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This way the poorz will have more food stamps left over for lobster and caviar. Duh.

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Bacon: the only food so good you wrap it around other foods to make them better.

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