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John Smith's avatar

LOL.

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Querolous's avatar

BYU aka Bang 'em Young.

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Querolous's avatar

And who is in first in the NL West right now? Hmm?

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cessnadriver's avatar

Went to High School with George Tenant. Can't make this stuff up.

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

When the Brownies grow up, what color are they?...

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Sheesko's avatar

Sky cake.

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Sheesko's avatar

Lt. Cable sang it (in the movie), but those bitter (and 100% true) words are the work of Oscar Hammerstein, Jr.

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John Smith's avatar

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John Smith's avatar

He's always prepared - with his own tent peg.

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cessnadriver's avatar

Raise the ridge pole!

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Logic of Color's avatar

Not falling in to your evil trap. But over the last 6 years who has won...NO NO not getting sucked in!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"Were"?

They say that you eventually outgrow them, but it is never clear exactly when. I've been waiting for nearly 50 years now.

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NotReveen's avatar

For Mormons, an intelligent son or daughter must be a parent's worst nightmare.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Cannon-like dodgeball shots during gym class? "Impacts" indeed ... black-eye and welt-generating ones! Not to mention the occasional loosened teeth and broken noses. In a mandatory game (no exemptions! What are you, some kinda wimp or sumthin'?) in a mandatory gym class. All part of growing up. After all, you can't become a man until you've had at least a couple of concussions.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Is there another religion with a torture device as its symbol?

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