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JParkerSD46's avatar

"Pound sand"? Is Huckaschmuck inviting Mika for an enjoyable day at the beach or is there another, perhaps gutter-minded, meaning? Can someone please ask Sister Sarah?

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topjob66t's avatar

grundle? That is totally new for me. Consider it stolen.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

What's a Grundle?

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

When my father used it, the implication was that said sand, should be applied rectally.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Use big needles and fat yarn. It knits up faster.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I spit out my drink: ) thanks. and stealing.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes, please, I would love to see it.

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Tj McGee Wright's avatar

Well HOT DOG! Mah little girl gone done good, put on grownup shoes, and ‘y’all city slickers just plain rude! Where you get off callin her liar for lyin? Callin out Conservative indignance ‘sif we’re full o it? FO SHAME!

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Boojum's avatar

AKA, the taint.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

That's a great word.

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Shibusa's avatar

I think we're supposed to be more impressed by her Evangelical pie-ty.

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Debbie is fully Pfizered!'s avatar

Ali McGraw libelz!

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

That whole family. They are the Snopes clan, without the panache.

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canis domum's avatar

Melania, as near as I can tell, had her eyes sewn partially shut and her face is paralyzed from botox.

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Shananigan's avatar

I can use your address to register to vote, right?

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