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"Pound sand"? Is Huckaschmuck inviting Mika for an enjoyable day at the beach or is there another, perhaps gutter-minded, meaning? Can someone please ask Sister Sarah?

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grundle? That is totally new for me. Consider it stolen.

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What's a Grundle?

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When my father used it, the implication was that said sand, should be applied rectally.

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Use big needles and fat yarn. It knits up faster.

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I spit out my drink: ) thanks. and stealing.

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Yes, please, I would love to see it.

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Well HOT DOG! Mah little girl gone done good, put on grownup shoes, and ‘y’all city slickers just plain rude! Where you get off callin her liar for lyin? Callin out Conservative indignance ‘sif we’re full o it? FO SHAME!

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AKA, the taint.

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That's a great word.

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I think we're supposed to be more impressed by her Evangelical pie-ty.

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Ali McGraw libelz!

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That whole family. They are the Snopes clan, without the panache.

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Melania, as near as I can tell, had her eyes sewn partially shut and her face is paralyzed from botox.

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I can use your address to register to vote, right?

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