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His tinfoil hat must be defective.

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Good one.

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Unfortunately the Drumpf supporters would be in full afterburner mode about it being $Hillary/Killary/Hitllary/ Hillary's fault mode.

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But LePage is Drumpf's twin racist. They have a mutual admiration society because LePage adores his Fuehrer & drumpf loves anyone who kisses his a$$. Love letters more than war.

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but... but.... I WANTED TEH MCLAREN!!! WHERE DID THE MCLAREN GO??!!

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I don't think Donald Trump would risk damaging his spotless reputation by associating himself with a "sleazbag grifter", so that can't be...

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Here's how you know Trump is Pandering...

He shoots, then leaves

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He can't ride horses folks. That's how huge his heel spurs are. Shameful. Weak.

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1980: Everyone was really drunk at the time.

Sober up for your future, kids!

This is the biggest election in your lifetime HIGH EARNERS NOT RICH YET (36 or younger)...https://media0.giphy.com/me...

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I'd never heard that. Awesome. I always liked - "I hope you're having Half as much fun as I am, because that means I'm having twice as much fun as you!"

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Aren't you supposed to be pole-dancing at Mar-a-Lago right now?

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The clergy are the first to sell out.

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Maybe, in the interests of national security, a group of scientists should moderate the first debate.

Yeah yeah, I know it'd be gruesome but the up side of a cranial trumpsplosion would be worth it.

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I should have saved that "the clergy are always the first to sell out" comment for this one. Good thing comments aren't allowed.

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I'd like to see John Lewis debate Pastor Burns.

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In that context, she'd have one bad-ass pimp.

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