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Jared James's avatar

The Florida Lege is already considering a solar drug-testing law, to make sure the sun isn't getting high.

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Jared James's avatar

Doesn't prevent permanent electromagnets from generating free energy, so they won't notice.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...considering some of the horrible legislation coming out of Florida, I'm surprised that Rick Scott isn't heavily taxing sunlight

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schmannity's avatar

Hey, Florida Power & Light needs to build two new nuclear reactors at Turkey Point (at sea level) in the most sea level threatened elevation in the country next to a national park. It's not like south Florida is prone to hurricanes and 20 foot storm surges or something. Who is going to pay for that if people conserve electricity? Besides, has the solar energy industry solved its waste disposal problem like the nuclear industry has?

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schmannity's avatar

No Nude Sunbathing Taxes!

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PubOption's avatar

Enforced by spy drones flying over backyards?

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Ikimizi's avatar

Florida is also working on a new bill to make beach tanning illegal. Coal-fired tanning beds only.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

You have to admire a temper tantrum that is powerful enough to actually destroy the planet. Stay Klassy, Floriduh & Arid-zona.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Still a better officer than Starbuck.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Save us, Maggie Simpson!

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Those Duke brothers have always been rotten. Just look at the mean tricks they played on Danny Akroyd and Eddie Murphy.

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