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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

But, but, but, One-L had her beard long before she quit running for Presnit.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

He lived in France. I think that technically makes him a crepe.

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PubOption's avatar

It seems that the Mormons have banned beards in the upper levels of their hierarchy. <a href="http://www.sltrib.com/sltri..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/56042739-78/bea...">http://www.sltrib.com/sltri...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That was then (last election), this is now (the next election.) It will be interesting to check out the upgrades to MittBot 2.0 -- I hear there's a new subroutine that keeps the foot out of the mouth.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

except on that one TLC show

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Un. Possible.

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marxalot's avatar

Is it a rule somewhere that Mormons have to name their kids dumb things? Because, seriously.

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marxalot's avatar

"Burn millions in the long primary season." That's it! It's a tax dodge!

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