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But in his defense, St. Ronnie was white.

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Sometimes I think Rachel forgets that President Obama is black.

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Amnesty for me, not for thee.

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Outside Influences (i.e., other citizens who are not Republicans) cannot be trusted; only Trusted Sources (i.e., the people who have been lying to them at enormous profit for their entire lives) can reveal to the tribe what everyone else agrees is true. Reason and Outside Facts cannot enter the tribe's consciousness because both are consciously rejected by the tribe when they come from Outside.

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in all fairness, if Hillz were to say it they'd hate her, also too

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they're only a couple steps from Jonestown

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Except for that black, black septuagenarian hair.

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Shinola.

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And be white.

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Fuck, I wish they'd take a couple steps up to the koolaid.

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"<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=cdExsAQuCQA&amp\;list=RDcdExsAQuCQA" target="_blank"><i>They said you was hung."</i></a>

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Conservatives, by definition, are on the wrong side of history. Never seems to bother them, somehow.

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That would be so awesome. Everything he does should be a case of "implementing Reagan's strategy."

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