Poor awkward Mitt Romney is coming under fire from respectable Republicans like George Will and Peggy Nooner for his embarrassing habit of trotting after Donald "The Donald" Trump and constantly licking clean the small fine hairs that ring his pooper. But Mitt says he should not be embarrassed, when asked about his association with Old Grossness over there, that he has the help of a lot of "good people"!
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yes we know that.
better watch out donald. mittens has issues with weird hairstyles.