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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

They can save George for eternity if they want, but they should get ready for an eternity of cussing, sarcasm, and mocking. Don't think they really want that.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Glad to know the "no religious test for office" Constitutional clause is still getting completely ignored by everyone.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Gosh. When you say it like that, you make it sound all myth-y.

The Quirk's avatar

How many 1st ladeeez?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Call me a racist but I don’t trust Mormons. From experience I’ve found some of them can justify fucking you over in the name of religion. Although just about any religion has pulled that crap at some time. Atheist for president!

The Quirk's avatar

We won't vote for them neither!

MissusBarry's avatar

Too, also, for sure. I live almost exclusively on these two things. And, although I will never understand the fundie aversion to spirits, a life without coffee is far weirder. And also not worth living.

Mahousu's avatar

<i>The Oldest, The Boldest, The Best</i>

Well, I'll grant them the first one.

Fartknocker's avatar

Mittens doesn't scare me. What scares me is the millions of young Mormon minions riding around on their mountain bicycles wearing short-sleeve shirts with ties passing out church literature and reminding me why as a old, Southern baptist I'm doomed. Shit kids, I was doomed a long time ago.

fuflans's avatar

i'm not sure that club is going to have many members left by 2012.

fuflans's avatar

glad to see junior has the keys to the wonkette photo vault.

just make sure you keep the santorum family meltdown handy. we have some good times ahead.

Mahousu's avatar

You're talking about the one in the cape, with the (unfortunately) translucent top?

It looks to me like last year's feathers, which for some reason she didn't shed (molt?) even after the new ones started coming in.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Campaign slogans:? <strong>Putting Deseret First!</strong> <strong>Bringing back our traditional family values</strong> <strong>I am not Sarah Palin™</strong> <strong>DOMA means no Man-Dates</strong>

MissusBarry's avatar

I cannot and will not trust a member of any religion that prohibits the consumption of caffeine. Moon monsters, eh, fucking whatever.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Many times I've heard Sheer uh "Am i uh An idiot?" uh InSannity mock the Rev. Louis Farrakan and some of his statements and beliefs. I've never once heard him question any of the Morman beliefts.

Geez - that couldn't be because of some sort of Black & white thing, could it?