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If she would have only eaten a few slut pills this would have not been a problem.But now that she has caused an uproar and it involves my tax dollars I want a video of her giving birth and from now on all her fuck sessions has to be cleared with the secret service so this doesnt happen again.

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I seem to remember another black guy causing major traffic problems while driving around LA for hours. He had one white Ford Bronco and a crazy number of police cars.

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cheaper than corn ethanol! Iowa too!

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still, not a Jew!

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To help the chicken get away from Republicans.

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Read that as "Gyno" at first... Is the shish-ke-baby any good?

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Congratulations on the baby, Conservatives. Twelve pounds of bouncing baby butthurt. You must be so proud!

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going on vacation, also, too

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What was left unreported was how long it would take a pedestrian to cross that street on foot under normal circumstances. I mean, this <i>was</i> LA, right?

Also, I thought I recently read somewhere that LA cops were giving out big fat tickets to anyone they saw crossing a street on foot. It seems to be against the law there, which must make things pretty difficult for pedestrians. It doesn't sound logical, but there were quotes from people defending the practice.

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A few minutes of rain will do it too, from what I hear.

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That practice long predates 9/11. Back in the early 90s my wife's NYC-bound flight was diverted to Pittsburgh because Pres. Bush (#41) was in New York at the time. I guess PIT was the nearest airport outside of the security zone.

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DIG UP AND IMPEACH!

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That's why he was trying surface roads.

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A myth started by Brit Hume, who strangely now works for Fox...hmmm...

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Spite burns cleaner and hotter than coal, so Kentucky and West Virginia oppose it.

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Just add this to the list of things that will suddenly be okay again during the next Republican Administration, also including: -foreign travel for the first family -golfing -executive orders -appointing officials -having budget deficits -everything else.

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