Move Over Donkey-Riding Jesus, This Pastor Needs A Falcon 7-X To Preach The Good News!
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Daddy needs a brand new $54,000,000 pair of wings! What extraordinary machine does one pastor need to spread the message of Jesus in this world of sin, greed, and vice? According to one greedy ass televangelist, he needs a super expensive ass plane, and yes, he wants his followers to pay for his newest message-spreading machine. Apparently Jesus just wasn’t doing a damn thing right when he sat his barefoot, poverty-stricken ass on a donkey and slowly took to the dusty trails of the Holy Land spreading the Love of Christ. He needed a jet plane. And not just a regular, run of the mill passenger plane where he could cram himself in between a bingo hall grandmother and a commercial fisherman from Kotzebue. No, indeed. What he needed was a set the skies blazing, hot sexy painted harlot of a jet plane: the muthafucking Falcon 7-X. Yaaas bitches!
Move Over Donkey-Riding Jesus, This Pastor Needs A Falcon 7-X To Preach The Good News!
Move Over Donkey-Riding Jesus, This Pastor…
Move Over Donkey-Riding Jesus, This Pastor Needs A Falcon 7-X To Preach The Good News!
Daddy needs a brand new $54,000,000 pair of wings! What extraordinary machine does one pastor need to spread the message of Jesus in this world of sin, greed, and vice? According to one greedy ass televangelist, he needs a super expensive ass plane, and yes, he wants his followers to pay for his newest message-spreading machine. Apparently Jesus just wasn’t doing a damn thing right when he sat his barefoot, poverty-stricken ass on a donkey and slowly took to the dusty trails of the Holy Land spreading the Love of Christ. He needed a jet plane. And not just a regular, run of the mill passenger plane where he could cram himself in between a bingo hall grandmother and a commercial fisherman from Kotzebue. No, indeed. What he needed was a set the skies blazing, hot sexy painted harlot of a jet plane: the muthafucking Falcon 7-X. Yaaas bitches!