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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Shit can't be far behind.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

You obviously did not listen closely enough. He said drink bees. Bees, the Brawndo of nature, full of everything you need to cure yourself of any ailment. Got gout?- drink 107 bees. Pink eye?- drink 13 bees. It's the bee's knees that really cure the disease.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Goddamn, wow. That little Voltaire Prayer thing is fucking POWERFUL!!

"O Lord, please make my enemies ridiculous."

POOF! Anti-Vaxxer says, very seriously and very publicly, "LETS ALL DRINK OUR PISS!"

This atheist is starting to get convinced.

I think if I get video of someone like Louie Gohmert reenacting that looping gif of a monkey directing his pee right into his mouth, I WILL HAVE TO BECOME A BISHOP OR SOMETHING.

O LORD HEAR MY HUMBLE REQUEST!

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Pretty sure he's the one being denied. At least by any sane woman.

ichthyopteryx's avatar

It's only a matter of time before some enterprising sod starts marketing "Gamer Girl Pee"...

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

WEE DON'T NEED NO VACCINATIONSHEYPEE-ERSCHUG THAT PISS ALONE

mailman27's avatar

Petrizzo has a bit of a Golden Girls vibe in that photo.

mailman27's avatar

Talk about yer lost cause.

Emil Muz's avatar

For a second, I thought that was Ted Cruz in drag.

FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Did you hear about homeopathic birth control? Take a sperm cell, dilute the living shit out of it in water, then drink a glass.

—Dean Edell, M.D., from his show

rlcornelius's avatar

Yuck! I was eating, and I just about hurled. Sorry, dude, but that's disgusting. And as for whether you're crazy -- that ship has sailed.

"M"'s avatar

This is what I'm saying. I would scream "WHY IS THIS NOT ALL OVER THE NATIONAL NEWS" but we all know the answer is "too many Republicans in the C-suites".

Which - ugh.

FurryCaterwauling's avatar

It's unclear and I do not want to know any further details. Let me go back the important task on my to-do list: changing the air in my spare tire.

Khavrinen's avatar

Tons and tons of "research".

Shouldn't that be "gallons and gallons"? ( Sorry, metric folks, "liters and liters" just doesn't have the same ring to it. )