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Shit can't be far behind.

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You obviously did not listen closely enough. He said drink bees. Bees, the Brawndo of nature, full of everything you need to cure yourself of any ailment. Got gout?- drink 107 bees. Pink eye?- drink 13 bees. It's the bee's knees that really cure the disease.

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Goddamn, wow. That little Voltaire Prayer thing is fucking POWERFUL!!

"O Lord, please make my enemies ridiculous."

POOF! Anti-Vaxxer says, very seriously and very publicly, "LETS ALL DRINK OUR PISS!"

This atheist is starting to get convinced.

I think if I get video of someone like Louie Gohmert reenacting that looping gif of a monkey directing his pee right into his mouth, I WILL HAVE TO BECOME A BISHOP OR SOMETHING.

O LORD HEAR MY HUMBLE REQUEST!

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Pretty sure he's the one being denied. At least by any sane woman.

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It's only a matter of time before some enterprising sod starts marketing "Gamer Girl Pee"...

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WEE DON'T NEED NO VACCINATIONSHEYPEE-ERSCHUG THAT PISS ALONE

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Petrizzo has a bit of a Golden Girls vibe in that photo.

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Talk about yer lost cause.

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For a second, I thought that was Ted Cruz in drag.

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Did you hear about homeopathic birth control? Take a sperm cell, dilute the living shit out of it in water, then drink a glass.

—Dean Edell, M.D., from his show

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Yuck! I was eating, and I just about hurled. Sorry, dude, but that's disgusting. And as for whether you're crazy -- that ship has sailed.

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This is what I'm saying. I would scream "WHY IS THIS NOT ALL OVER THE NATIONAL NEWS" but we all know the answer is "too many Republicans in the C-suites".

Which - ugh.

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calls for a nym change

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It's unclear and I do not want to know any further details. Let me go back the important task on my to-do list: changing the air in my spare tire.

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Tons and tons of "research".

Shouldn't that be "gallons and gallons"? ( Sorry, metric folks, "liters and liters" just doesn't have the same ring to it. )

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