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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Actually, this is entirely true.

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

You and your "sciense."

Mintie's avatar

True. Allowing Iran to have the materials to create nuclear weapons is the perfect excuse to start a war with Iran. And if Our Beloved Ally Israel is blow to smithereens, well, that's just one more reason to bomb Big Islam.

brucej's avatar

Gotta make room for Jeebus to come back!

If you bomb it, he will come!

FreeCandyVanDriver's avatar

Follow-up

>decals

I googled these and it turns out that there are NFC powered LED decals.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Naytch's avatar

Good job on the gently, teach! It takes a special breed!!

Naytch's avatar

I know, there is so much to Disqus...

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Or made entirely of used Q-Tips.

my wag's avatar

Well, Cotton lost the Iran Nuke Deal debate....so this is his way of trying to obstruct further de-nuking Iran.

Do not like this guy or his philosophies of governance.

OddMan's avatar

Hell as an old engineer, I never could spell. But I still remember the six factor formula for K eff .

Poindexter's avatar

MILNER: Oh my God. Suicide. Why?McCORD: Does this answer your question?[McCORD reaches in the bag and pulls out two bottles of Perrier]MILNER: Oh man, they were fags!#TomCottonsWorld

OddMan's avatar

Picky picky picky, only good in horseshoes and atom bombs, . . . oops.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Jesus is radiation-proof. That's Bible fact.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

My affinity for socialism, I must confess, comes from my experience in the Army. For one thing, not having to worry about medical care (and the boredom of medical insurance) sure helps you focus on the mission.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Way to go, Tom. Got to keep your name out there for the 2020 Presidential race.