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Manhattan123's avatar

Is that the band Scott Weiland was lead singer?

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

In a just universe (we obviously are not living in one) all these assholes would have been sent packing to the unemployment office.

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I yearn for Uncle Walter, for Huntley and Brinkley. They are gone, and they're not coming back. Instead, we've got Chuckles the Toddler, Mrs. Alan Greenspan, and all the vile idiots of Faux Noise.

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

FBI Assistant Director Bowdich asked the people of America in his presser not to β€œlet this cause mass hysteria,” because β€œwe’re not there.”

Does Bowdich realize that he's addressing a nation where a large number of people are already experiencing mass hysteria over the War on Christmas?

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JAWs's avatar

Unfortunately we live in Bizarro-land where all these people will probably get bonuses for such a hot "scoop"

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Mark in the IE's avatar

Just sounded odd the way Wiki defined it.

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Mark in the IE's avatar

The Moffitt Library rush at Berzerkeley seems to be a lot more fun ;-)

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Yah, but did any of the journos dig up the rental agreement to see if they bought the Loss Damage Waiver ???

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JAWs's avatar

Well i know I certainly feel safer now that this woman's underwear drawer has been rifled through by reporters!

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JAWs's avatar

Speaking of which, if someone went right up to to Trump's bloated rodent-like face, shoved that baby picture right in front of him and screamed, "Is this the person you want to execute in brutal fashion in order to "protect us", you vile barbaric fuck!" I'd give them a million dollars. I swear.

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Axomamma's avatar

So, back to the Colorado Planned Parenthood shooting ... can I safely assume that still has not been labeled terrorism? Carly Fiorina ought to be sending a large bunch of flowers to the funerals of the San Bernadino shooters as a thank you for taking the spotlight off her involvement in provoking murder and mayhem in Colorado.

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YayConspiracy's avatar

This courageous journalism has led to a wealth of new information that will help me understand why they did it.

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bobbert's avatar

As I recall, Don wrote that one because he was pissed at the media coverage of his relationship with an underaged girl.

Still a pretty catchy song, though.

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bobbert's avatar

That's a wicked thought. Come sit by me.

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bobbert's avatar

Mm, "vacated"? Nope. If the rent was current, the "quiet enjoyment" of the premises would devolve to the tenants' estate.

This is California.

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bobbert's avatar

That sign sounds like it thinks it's a bad thing.

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