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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Broadcasting live from inside a man-sized safe in an undisclosed location.

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The Quirk's avatar

Dick Cheny lets his shotgun do the talkin'. Or should, at any rate.

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The Quirk's avatar

Is this just a "Hey, he's plugging a book," or are they actually bringing him back full-time?

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Oh, Pat, I wish I could quit you ...

Herpes is a distant second.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

not to be outdone, rumors have it that CNN is courting David Gregory

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Yeah, but it wouldn't surprise me if they found Glenn Beck's dead hooker in his trunk. Wearing stilettos and an SS uniform.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Nancy and Jessica LIBEL!!

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Rachel, and every once in awhile, Lawrence, 'cause I can't quit him - that epic, EPIC takedown of Romney-spawn Tagg - my gawd, I swooned. It makes up for all the times he pretends he didn't spend YEARS getting rid of his Bawstan accent and slings a "kaaah keys" into his conversation.

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bobbert's avatar

He should be force-fed Canadian whisky, also.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

ZOMG, he killed <i>two</i> young girls, and one of them was a pure, unsullied virginal Christian girl?! Why hasn't the media been all over this?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

David Irving?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I really miss The Sinatra Report.

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PubOption's avatar

One of the Mitfords?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2014\/02\/10\/ben-carson-nazi-germany_n_4761388.html" target="_blank">Ben Carson?</a>

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Joshua Norton's avatar

The only difference between teabagger pundits and the Taliban is choice of headgear and facial hair.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

<i>he bemoaned the end of white Christian America</i>

Hell, if a fusty old racist like Pat Buchanan can see this, why can't the rest of the right wingers? They still think it's a thing.

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