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chascates's avatar

Obama is to make a televised statement at 3 p.m. ET about the situation. Sarah Palin will make a Facebook post thirty minutes later excoriating Obama for his actions on Egypt.

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The Quirk's avatar

He's a buddy of Madoff?

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The Quirk's avatar

I'd have said Noriega.

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The Quirk's avatar

Maybe we should hold the cries of "Freedom!" until they're actually, y'know, FREE?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Same cheers as in Iran, aka the theocratic Islamic Republic of Iran.

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PsycWench's avatar

And for Mubarek there's a magic bus...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Mubarak out, Army in...what's Egyptian for Frying Pan into the Fire?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

touché (I'm so ashamed.)

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

WOW! Egypt got rid of Mubarak faster than Charlie Sheen finished his at-home, 24x7 rehab*.

_____________________ * rehab'ing his guest room, but it's the thought that counts

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...I call SHENANIGANS!!! We didnt even bomb or invade them yet! Everyone knows the only way to bring "Democracy" to a Muslim country is by eviscerating their infrastructure with smart bombs, occupying them for no less than eight years and then installing a puppet "Pro" west Prime Minister.

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schmannity's avatar

Isn't this like Nixon resigns and Melvin Laird takes over?

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Sarah Palin should vacation in Egypt in a few years when they are celebrating their independence day, I'm sure she will bring plenty of American flags for everyone.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

No men on donkeys and camels with whips?

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Lady Gaga becomes prime minister of Mars. We have the technology.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Hazzah or whatever Egyptians say when it is PARTY TIME!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Hosni was just holding out for that 70 billion dollar check to clear.

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