The Egyptian Revolution is Victorious! Well, Hosni Mubarak finally quit, after last night's ridiculously offensive quitting speech that actually ended up being a dull lecture full of lies by the guy who hasn't budged in three decades. Anyway, now he's gone! Must've been the shoes thrown all over the place, because that's how we got rid of George W. Bush (after eight years, when he couldn't run again). Oh, people of Egypt, high fives to you all for actually doing a revolution. And, uhh, it's a good thing you like the Egyptian Army so much, because the Egyptian Army just took official control of Egypt.
Obama is to make a televised statement at 3 p.m. ET about the situation. Sarah Palin will make a Facebook post thirty minutes later excoriating Obama for his actions on Egypt.
...I call SHENANIGANS!!! We didnt even bomb or invade them yet! Everyone knows the only way to bring "Democracy" to a Muslim country is by eviscerating their infrastructure with smart bombs, occupying them for no less than eight years and then installing a puppet "Pro" west Prime Minister.
Sarah Palin should vacation in Egypt in a few years when they are celebrating their independence day, I'm sure she will bring plenty of American flags for everyone.
Obama is to make a televised statement at 3 p.m. ET about the situation. Sarah Palin will make a Facebook post thirty minutes later excoriating Obama for his actions on Egypt.
He's a buddy of Madoff?
I'd have said Noriega.
Maybe we should hold the cries of "Freedom!" until they're actually, y'know, FREE?
Same cheers as in Iran, aka the theocratic Islamic Republic of Iran.
And for Mubarek there's a magic bus...
Mubarak out, Army in...what's Egyptian for Frying Pan into the Fire?
touché (I'm so ashamed.)
WOW! Egypt got rid of Mubarak faster than Charlie Sheen finished his at-home, 24x7 rehab*.
_____________________ * rehab'ing his guest room, but it's the thought that counts
...I call SHENANIGANS!!! We didnt even bomb or invade them yet! Everyone knows the only way to bring "Democracy" to a Muslim country is by eviscerating their infrastructure with smart bombs, occupying them for no less than eight years and then installing a puppet "Pro" west Prime Minister.
Isn't this like Nixon resigns and Melvin Laird takes over?
Sarah Palin should vacation in Egypt in a few years when they are celebrating their independence day, I'm sure she will bring plenty of American flags for everyone.
No men on donkeys and camels with whips?
Lady Gaga becomes prime minister of Mars. We have the technology.
Hazzah or whatever Egyptians say when it is PARTY TIME!
Hosni was just holding out for that 70 billion dollar check to clear.