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So you're a real bishop, then?

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"Hosni, when did you grow that goatee?"

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I've tried this at work to no effect.

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They say that revolution's all the rage But why then, why am I in this cage Don't say you're killing me off I'll give you the account numbers just please take that pillow off

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Don't forget Musharraf's wig.

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...quickly! Someone stuff his ass into a sarcophagus and seal him in a tomb!!!

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Perhaps Silvio is afflicted with the same sort of rigidity that won't go away until people do what he wants them to do.

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Did I mention I love you? Just sayin. *Stares at his shoes as he runs his fingers through his thick, curly gray hair*

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Mubarak is faking. I used to do the same thing to get out of going to school.

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No worries here, Liz. I have a beard of white and a head of hair turning white. Not only do I have a full head of hair, but I still have all of my teeth AND a job.

What more could a woman want?

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