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XYZ's avatar

He's as anatomically correct as a Ken doll, allegedly.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

#BLUSTER

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

"in the world"? Really? Since when does the President of the United States' actions supersede all of the constitutions of the planet's other nations?

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

And pulling the lifeguards down with them.

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XYZ's avatar

What are these "pants" of which you speak?

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Antifa Commander's avatar

This is real? *throws hands in air*

Why not #GOOSESTEP? #PILLAGE?

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Ninja0980's avatar

Yea...I'm just going to pass on this article for now because my blood pressure needs to lower.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Clancy was a Wingnut

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Oh, no! Here, catch this safety anvil!

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Horrible Pourable's avatar

An equation:

(Mulvaney + Pompeo) - pants = NOOOOPE. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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retson's avatar

That is hideous and exactly what I would expect from this crew of brigands.

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MorganHW's avatar

Thank you for this lovely picture of my imaginary pet cat!

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MorganHW's avatar

That is so freaking stupid.Whenever my place of business whipped out "fun" morale-booster garbage, it just led to more snark from us cool kids.

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Daniel's avatar

Oh, come on. Since fucking always. Have you never seen a Sylvester Stallone, Michael Bay or Roland Emmerich film?

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MorganHW's avatar

Because they're busy with both "coolness" and "cool vibe".

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