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He's as anatomically correct as a Ken doll, allegedly.

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#BLUSTER

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"in the world"? Really? Since when does the President of the United States' actions supersede all of the constitutions of the planet's other nations?

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And pulling the lifeguards down with them.

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What are these "pants" of which you speak?

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This is real? *throws hands in air*

Why not #GOOSESTEP? #PILLAGE?

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Yea...I'm just going to pass on this article for now because my blood pressure needs to lower.

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Clancy was a Wingnut

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Oh, no! Here, catch this safety anvil!

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An equation:

(Mulvaney + Pompeo) - pants = NOOOOPE. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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That is hideous and exactly what I would expect from this crew of brigands.

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Thank you for this lovely picture of my imaginary pet cat!

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That is so freaking stupid.Whenever my place of business whipped out "fun" morale-booster garbage, it just led to more snark from us cool kids.

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Oh, come on. Since fucking always. Have you never seen a Sylvester Stallone, Michael Bay or Roland Emmerich film?

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Because they're busy with both "coolness" and "cool vibe".

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