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XYZ's avatar

He's as anatomically correct as a Ken doll, allegedly.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

"in the world"? Really? Since when does the President of the United States' actions supersede all of the constitutions of the planet's other nations?

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

And pulling the lifeguards down with them.

XYZ's avatar

What are these "pants" of which you speak?

Antifa Commander's avatar

This is real? *throws hands in air*

Why not #GOOSESTEP? #PILLAGE?

Ninja0980's avatar

Yea...I'm just going to pass on this article for now because my blood pressure needs to lower.

Antifa Commander's avatar

Oh, no! Here, catch this safety anvil!

Horrible Pourable's avatar

An equation:

(Mulvaney + Pompeo) - pants = NOOOOPE. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

retson's avatar

That is hideous and exactly what I would expect from this crew of brigands.

MorganHW's avatar

Thank you for this lovely picture of my imaginary pet cat!

MorganHW's avatar

That is so freaking stupid.Whenever my place of business whipped out "fun" morale-booster garbage, it just led to more snark from us cool kids.

Daniel's avatar

Oh, come on. Since fucking always. Have you never seen a Sylvester Stallone, Michael Bay or Roland Emmerich film?

MorganHW's avatar

Because they're busy with both "coolness" and "cool vibe".