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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

I think he's confused about the definition of "just like."

Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Oh, that's it, Zoidberg. You're going down. Don't let me meet you on a dark, lonely ocean floor.

Dr.Zoidberg's avatar

Don't hurt me, I'm delicate!

kbbaldwin2's avatar

If there was, John Roberts would sitting in dock at the Hague.

Lefty Mark's avatar

When I Dream of Jeannie, that's not the image I get.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

They have no decency. Whatsoever. None.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Reed Richards couldn't make this much of a stretch.

chascates's avatar

Christians are such a persecuted minority in this country.

Slithytoves's avatar

You do know it's Wednesday right? On Wednesdays my brain is tired and I simply can't process this kind of shit. Don't bother checking back tomorrow, I still won't be able to figure this out.

Nounverb911's avatar

So the Christians are crusading the Muslins for being just like Christians? So by that logic, Christians are Muslins and Muslins are Christians.

Ruhe's avatar

But Ralph Reed could.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I threw a wheel trying to maneuver this hairpin turn of logic.

madmonq's avatar

If the victims were defacto Christians then why are other Christians kinda happy about their deaths? Church split?

elviouslyqueer's avatar

Your move, Facepalm Jesus.

Nounverb911's avatar

I hate it when that happens.