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I think he's confused about the definition of "just like."

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Oh, that's it, Zoidberg. You're going down. Don't let me meet you on a dark, lonely ocean floor.

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Don't hurt me, I'm delicate!

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If there was, John Roberts would sitting in dock at the Hague.

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When I Dream of Jeannie, that's not the image I get.

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They have no decency. Whatsoever. None.

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Reed Richards couldn't make this much of a stretch.

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Christians are such a persecuted minority in this country.

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You do know it's Wednesday right? On Wednesdays my brain is tired and I simply can't process this kind of shit. Don't bother checking back tomorrow, I still won't be able to figure this out.

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So the Christians are crusading the Muslins for being just like Christians? So by that logic, Christians are Muslins and Muslins are Christians.

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But Ralph Reed could.

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I threw a wheel trying to maneuver this hairpin turn of logic.

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If the victims were defacto Christians then why are other Christians kinda happy about their deaths? Church split?

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Your move, Facepalm Jesus.

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I hate it when that happens.

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Lol, wut?

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