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My old uncle killed himself via Amtrak. He had one last round of drinks, wrapped a blanket around him as he laid down on the tracks and ultimately starved to death.

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Someone threw away a perfectly good dead person? No wonder this country is going downhill.

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Conspiracy freak Glenn Beck is going nuts right now, well, more nuts.

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You're supposed to DOUBLE BAG any bodies you place in a dumpster, morans!!!

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(movie announcer voice): "In a world where Repubicans want to kill Amtrak, the trains are fighting back. And this time it's personal."

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At least Obama has a solid alibi: He's been in Hawaii for the past couple weeks. On the other hand, this wouldn't be the first time he snuck out of Hawaii to do something evil and muslim-y. LIke when he went to Kenya to get born so he could become President.

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Logically, if Hillary had Vince Foster killed, then shouldn't the nuts be blaming this on Laura Bush?

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