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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Vladdie should take him up on it: He'd end up with a mysterious puncture wound and a dose of polonium.

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larry gassan's avatar

Elmo’s mommy stepped in and saved her baby boy from getting shellacked.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

J.D. Vance also played the mommy card. Seems to be a thing with the "real men" of MAGA.

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Pixeloid's avatar

I want to see Musk have a meeting with Putin, in an office on an upper floor, with some large, open windows.

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Rachael's avatar

Putin is a weak, sad, little man, but he could probably kick that cretin's ass.

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

Literally any of his non-infant children, my grandma, an over enthusiastic labradoodle, a strong breeze, a door that is a little heavy to open with one hand, day old fish, an elderly nun…

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John Norris's avatar

IIRC, like all the great men in history, Muskrat's mommy stepped in to stop the Zuckerberg fight. She didn't want her baby to get hurt.

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

I said this before and I’ll say it again, I don’t like Zuck, but when he sets himself a yearly challenge he goes all out and he would have pounded Musk into pate.

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Mommadillo's avatar

Elmo challenged Zuckerberg to a fight too. Zuck was ready to strap on the pads and get down to business, but Elmo’s mommy was afraid he’d get hurt and made him stop.

If there’s anything more chickenshit than backing down from a fight YOU STARTED by running your mouth, I don’t know what it is.

https://wjla.com/news/entertainment/elon-musks-mother-declares-an-end-to-cage-fight-between-her-son-mark-zuckerberg-twitter-meta-facebook-instagram-spacex-tesla-ceo-dana-white-ultimate-fighting-championship-ufc-octagon-vegas-pay-per-view-simulation-jiu-jiutsu-maye

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. That's one fight I'd like to see. I'd even pay for the pay-per-view, if it's not too dear.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I'd watch if they prorate the fee to cover just the fight. Why should I pay for a full, 15-round fight when it's going to be over three seconds after the bell rings?

Even with the entertainment value added in.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I, for one, am not going to kink-shame Musk for begging to wrestle Putin naked in a kiddie pool filled with chocolate pudding. Everyone has their quirks.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

A few years ago I would have bought a Tesla. And I thought Musk was pretty cool, as a big nerd who made good (didn’t really know anything about him, I admit). Then during Covid he bitchwhined about mask mandates and moved his company from CA to TX. At that point I said fuck this fucker. And haven’t looked back.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

I started to have my doubts about him when he tried to jump into the incident where a group of kids were trapped in a cave and he claimed he could rescue them with a submersible, something none of his companies had ever built before.

Then he called the guy who actually did rescue the kids a “pedo.”

That was when I started to realize that he was an attention-starved douchebag.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

That was it for me. Before, he was pushing EV when no one else was and kickstarting the market. Good for him. The pedo remark was such a WTF out of left field thing.

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Tessie's avatar

A RASSLIN' MATCH? How much ketamine is this jackass on?

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

All of it.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Careful Elon! Remember, the Russians invented dog saliva.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Elno a compulsive liar? Why, it couldn't be!

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Graham Harris's avatar

Maybe Vlad could do us all a favor, and load up the outside of his gloves with novichok.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Tesla board members have dumped their stock. Insider trading 101.

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oscarphile's avatar

Newsradio: most underrated sitcom ever

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Unfortunately, Joe Rogan has ruined it by being Joe Rogan.

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Dina's avatar

Definitely. I loved that show! (My favorite episode was when Dave was trying to quit caffeine and Bill was trying to quit smoking.)

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counterlife's avatar

"and in the desperate, grasping thirst to appear cool that is his baseline emotional state"

100% accurate description of Musk (and Trump). The cruel sadism comes into play when that baseline state is not satisfied. Dumb, they are so dumb.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

I just read that sentence to Mr. Dorothea. It is absolutely spot on.

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