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<i>like rigid gender roles, oppression of women, and strict adherence to bullshit religious dogma,,,</i>

I know this isn't new or original, but it's just comical how Xtian fundies hate 'Sharia Law' with such a passion, even though it agrees 98% with Xtian fundie beliefs. (The 2% being mostly the difference in names Allah & God and Mohammed & Jeebus.) Kryst!

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I never realized you could type dog whistles

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oh, they'll pay alright. they're just too stupid to realize it

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Arizona Libul!!1!

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And, damn it <b>NPR To End 'Tell Me More,' with Michel Martin</b>

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And shellfish.

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On the other hand, polygamy.

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this.

(i remember the day after bush was re-elected and the 'fuck the south' rant first appeared <a href="http:\/\/\(http:\/\/www.fuckthesouth.com\/\)" target="_blank"> <a href="http:// <a href="http://(" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.fuckthesouth.com/)">http://www.fuckthesouth.com..."" target="_blank">(" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.fuckthesouth.com/)">http://www.fuckthesouth.com..."</a> target="_blank"> <a href="http://(" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.fuckthesouth.com/)">http://www.fuckthesouth.com..." target="_blank">(" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.fuckthesouth.com/)">http://www.fuckthesouth.com... and we were all hungover with despair, NPR had a random NY 'man on the street' interview with some (no doubt pencil thin, laboutin wearing) NY chickee. i'll never forgot what she said: "they think we think we are better than them. that's because we do and we are".

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And before attorneys start jumping all over me, I know it should be "Lexis research". GD auto-correct strikes again.

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No problem, they'll just take it out of the WIC and children's health budgets.

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I hate to be that guy (no, I don't), but your dots have a three orders of magnitude mismatch.

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Allah & YHWH, LLP.

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Bacon?

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Oh, the lawyers will charge them interest, don't you worry.

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<i>a spokesman for the state attorney general’s office said that they don’t keep tabs on the expenses of defending the state’s laws,</i>

Of course not. I mean no one actually reads a bill from their lawyer now, do they? They just happily pay the amount at the bottom of the bill with no questions asked.

(Of course this is snark. I work for a law firm and clients scream over every single penny spent on things like paralegal billings, copying expenses, Lexmark research and everything else that's on the printed invoice.)

/freaking liars

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It's a Scandal! It's a Outrage!

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