There's a joke somewhere in my brain about how "small government" is a metaphor for their penises, because of their size and how they want it all up in vaginas, but the punch line wouldn't come.
Besides, he also turned away a couple of white guys who “looked like gangsters”
Meaning what...fedoras, pinstriped double-breasted suits, black shirts and white ties, with flowers in their lapels? Carrying violin cases? Maybe with pencil mustaches?
I thought shooting someone in a suicide vest was a surefire way to detonate the dang thing (according to my research which consists of watching NCIS reruns). This seems like a bad strategy unless you actually want the mall to blow up. Just sayin'.
There's a joke somewhere in my brain about how "small government" is a metaphor for their penises, because of their size and how they want it all up in vaginas, but the punch line wouldn't come.
Heh. Clever.
Besides, he also turned away a couple of white guys who “looked like gangsters”
Meaning what...fedoras, pinstriped double-breasted suits, black shirts and white ties, with flowers in their lapels? Carrying violin cases? Maybe with pencil mustaches?
Maybe Clarissa can explain it all. ;)
Don't forget the car wash!
Ouch.....
Does this mean I shouldn't wear my splendid waistcoat to the mall?
FleshLight™ libulz!!1!!
Actually, that would be the best job he's ever had.
JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STALE DREAMS
You don't even want to know what the discount code is for Kwanza.
It's in there somewhere...
"Two dollar three eighty"
OT but watching Bill Mahr and Linda Chavez clearly just said "Moslems" about 4 times SMDH
I thought shooting someone in a suicide vest was a surefire way to detonate the dang thing (according to my research which consists of watching NCIS reruns). This seems like a bad strategy unless you actually want the mall to blow up. Just sayin'.
Yeah, but it's got, Electrolytes!