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102415's avatar

Actually, I was proud of you.

102415's avatar

We need to get creative on this guy. He's an attention whore. It's the new synergy/PR thing for these teabagger types. He needs to jump the shark now or it will be years before we are free of his bellowing and arm waving. See Palin and face raper Bachmann.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Damn...that's pretty heavy. What a bad place to be. My ex-father-in-law was right in Bastogne. If you ever watched Band of Brothers, there's a scene where a US Army AA gun is blasting away at German bombers. That was basically what he did.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Thanks all...I have this thing where my impulse control goes right out the window sometimes. I'm glad that it seems like I use my powers for good.

102415's avatar

The kind of toast you scrape with a butter knife but end up throwing away so it can get on the TEEVEE's for *writing* a book.

102415's avatar

She has a way with words.

The Quirk's avatar

His mental state, or the location of his brain?

102415's avatar

<a href="http://tpmdc.talkingpointsm..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/08/waters...">http://tpmdc.talkingpointsm...

I know this is kind of over but this needs to be here.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Alright, it's official, by a 3/3rds supermajority ! Fuck That Guy. Somebody grab his black card and burn it in front of him, like I'm sure his commanding officer did with his medals and ribbons. Man ,he is gonna have a hard time convincing the cops that 'Officer, but I'm not black' when he gets pulled over with a live boy or a dead girl.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Please don't make me google that shit. Please, seriously.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Play the darker lower haired one.

fuflans's avatar

can you imagine this tool being your rep?

yikes!

fuflans's avatar

ahh dashboard, your eloquence has roused neiist much like the kraken.

fuflans's avatar

oh and great. now we get a day (tomorrow) of feverish coverish of christine o'donnell walking off a set like she hadn't planned that from the very beginning.

fuck me.

Fartknocker's avatar

Ditto. That made my evening (along with the smooth, sweet taste of Jamison). Upfists for you.