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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

The <a href="http:\/\/soulofamerica.com\/soagalleries\/boston\/attractions-family\/Bos-Naismith_BHOF_aerial.jpg" target="_blank">Basketball Mosque of Fame</a> is a classic.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"It’s in the Lord’s hands now … We have done all we can do.”

AND LOST.

Maybe you need a new Lord. Just sayin'. Has anyone ever spoken to you of the Good News about the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

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jqheywood's avatar

Oh, you really don't know any fundies, do ya...Mormans taint a religion neither, to them.

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jqheywood's avatar

Preach it, Gleem! Ramen!

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jqheywood's avatar

BTW, Dok, great subhead!

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The Quirk's avatar

Sharia, I've just met a bitch named Sharia. . . .

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bobbert's avatar

Very nice, although your use of caps is a little too consistent.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I think that's more the International Criminal Court's jurisdiction. I mean, I'm pretty sure her movie would qualify as a weapon of mass (brain cell) destruction.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Yep, it's really hard to follow along when they start getting their dog whistles all tangled up.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

That must be why Sharia is often referred to as "creeping".

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

It's a court where no rules apply -- you just take your chances.

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PubOption's avatar

They would have to cut their victims' throats to obtain halal brains.

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