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The <a href="http:\/\/soulofamerica.com\/soagalleries\/boston\/attractions-family\/Bos-Naismith_BHOF_aerial.jpg" target="_blank">Basketball Mosque of Fame</a> is a classic.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"It’s in the Lord’s hands now … We have done all we can do.”

AND LOST.

Maybe you need a new Lord. Just sayin'. Has anyone ever spoken to you of the Good News about the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

jqheywood's avatar

Oh, you really don't know any fundies, do ya...Mormans taint a religion neither, to them.

jqheywood's avatar

Preach it, Gleem! Ramen!

jqheywood's avatar

BTW, Dok, great subhead!

The Quirk's avatar

Sharia, I've just met a bitch named Sharia. . . .

bobbert's avatar

Very nice, although your use of caps is a little too consistent.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I think that's more the International Criminal Court's jurisdiction. I mean, I'm pretty sure her movie would qualify as a weapon of mass (brain cell) destruction.

Painter of Goats's avatar

Yep, it's really hard to follow along when they start getting their dog whistles all tangled up.

Painter of Goats's avatar

That must be why Sharia is often referred to as "creeping".

PubOption's avatar

They would have to cut their victims' throats to obtain halal brains.