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All the Hamas militants are in Gaza's densely populated urban areas (Q: how many "areas" can there be in place that tiny?), so now the Israeli military will be moving into those areas. [ BBC News ]
Ha ha, adorable Jon Hamm gotrippedat some Golden Globes afterparty. [ AP ]
Congress wants specifics, in writing, from known weasel Barack Obama about how he plans to spend the rest of the TARP money. [ FOX News ]
A 26-year-old Army sergeant got to be Barack Obama's stand-in at an inaugural dress rehearsal. We shall hope that the real President Obama's inaugural address is slightly more substantive. [ Washington Post ]
The FDA isn't really regulating your food or drugs. Surprised? [ New York Times ]
Stay tuned dudes because in just a few short minutes George Bush will be giving his LAST PRESS CONFERENCE, EVER. We will liveblog it. [ Reuters ]