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John McCain and Barack Obama might be the "change candidates" of their parties, but when it comes to economic issues they sound like the same old same old. [ New York Times ]
The fabled Clinton shit list is now hundreds of miles long, and extremely detailed. [ New York Times ]
Republicans don't like Michelle Obama, and will continue to make dumb attack ads about her. [ Los Angeles Times ]
Unlike the past few presidents, who have been governors from far-flung lands, the next one will be a former senator. So it's no surprise that Obama and McCain would seek the counsel of their Senate colleagues instead of farting all over their "Washington insider" ways. [ The Hill ]
Iraqis hope the door doesn't hit the U.S. on its ass on the way out. [ Washington Post ]
Do you have a dog and a Roomba, and does the former not like the latter so much? You are not alone. [ Wall Street Journal ]