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Count Awesome's avatar

So the rapture won't happen until after August 13? Asking for a friend.

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schmannity's avatar

I have to admit, I'm pretty disappointed in Sotomayor and Kagan for their votes in this crack-addled hallucination.

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schmannity's avatar

Yikes

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rocktonsam's avatar

Hey Stormy, wanna see my Phoenix rise?-tfg

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schmannity's avatar

Right after Loeffler and Perdue are returned to their rightful Senate seats

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MsEdgyNation's avatar

I have no desire to see MyPillow guy's "packets", or any other part of him.

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LoCoJo's avatar

Nobody wants to see your packets Mike. Keep them in your underoos.

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Old Man Shadow's avatar

If we were actual communists, the Trump family would have already been sent to the House of Special Purpose.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

WELCOME TO THE METH PILLOW CYFER GIMPOSIUM FANTASY TREASONER REINSTATEMENT AMD DOWN BALLOT DOOVER LINDELLUCINATION! WILL EVERYONE PLEASE RISE WHILE MIKEY DRY HUMPS THE GIANT FLAG COVERED MYPILLOW AS HE SINGS “PROUD TO BE A AMURIKIN!”

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

Free Beer Tomorrow!

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Dinz6315's avatar

He's got more than one "packet"?

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Trump University Graduate's avatar

Why not delay it to Augusteenth?

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jellysblues's avatar

August 14th, I’m going to Wilco/Sleator Kinney, my first post Covid concert. They better not fuck this up for me.

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