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So the rapture won't happen until after August 13? Asking for a friend.

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I have to admit, I'm pretty disappointed in Sotomayor and Kagan for their votes in this crack-addled hallucination.

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Yikes

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Hey Stormy, wanna see my Phoenix rise?-tfg

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Right after Loeffler and Perdue are returned to their rightful Senate seats

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I have no desire to see MyPillow guy's "packets", or any other part of him.

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Nobody wants to see your packets Mike. Keep them in your underoos.

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If we were actual communists, the Trump family would have already been sent to the House of Special Purpose.

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WELCOME TO THE METH PILLOW CYFER GIMPOSIUM FANTASY TREASONER REINSTATEMENT AMD DOWN BALLOT DOOVER LINDELLUCINATION! WILL EVERYONE PLEASE RISE WHILE MIKEY DRY HUMPS THE GIANT FLAG COVERED MYPILLOW AS HE SINGS “PROUD TO BE A AMURIKIN!”

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Free Beer Tomorrow!

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He's got more than one "packet"?

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Why not delay it to Augusteenth?

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August 14th, I’m going to Wilco/Sleator Kinney, my first post Covid concert. They better not fuck this up for me.

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