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CripesAmighty's avatar

Goddammit. Third fucking time in a row I've done this: making sketti and meatball sauce, and forgot to pick up oregano. Again! And now I've lost my bay leaves. Fuck.

Okay, carry on with whatever trivial whatnot was going on...

Sentient AI From The Future's avatar

worse, istr that he dated ann coulter[spit] and perhaps laura ingraham[spit] as well

Parakeetist's avatar

My dog has to go to the v-e-t tomorrow. He knows what that spells! It spells v-e-t!

Rev. paleotectonics's avatar

He dated Ingraham, back when she was doxxing gay students.

Annie is Bill Maher’s on-and-off special someone.

popebuck1's avatar

Silly, conservatives don't do "creativity." They consider it a suspicious sign of communism.

Fennec's avatar

Graphic design is my passion

Hemp Dogbane's avatar

I went tubing on the Apple River one time, not going back, even with the added incentive of puking in Sheriff Clarke's hat.

Jim Peale's avatar

So cute that Danielle is adopting daddy's grift instead of real work.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Mr. Family Values cheated on his wife for a younger, Trumpier model.

susan_g's avatar

Some women like a “bad boy” so a convicted felon does the trick.

"M"'s avatar

I think David Fahrenthold may have gotten hold of the hottest event of the summer

https://twitter.com/Fahrent...

Yikes on bikes's avatar

Are you really the best Trump blower of you make a definitely- forthcoming supposed not-twitter to directly compete with his definitely-forthcoming supposed not-twitter? It’s kind of like if the man you’d like to share hetero blowjobs with opened up a $6.99 buffet joint, and you went and opened up a $6.99 buffet joint right across the street, thereby kinda boning you both, no?

Ward in Cali BOYCOTT CNN!'s avatar

I goddamn KNEW this story was gonna be the open thread!

ResistanceFictionista blondeiq's avatar

Why do those rhinestone and burlap women always wear an expression like they just opened a box and found a dick inside?