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Goddammit. Third fucking time in a row I've done this: making sketti and meatball sauce, and forgot to pick up oregano. Again! And now I've lost my bay leaves. Fuck.

Okay, carry on with whatever trivial whatnot was going on...

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worse, istr that he dated ann coulter[spit] and perhaps laura ingraham[spit] as well

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Awwwwww

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My dog has to go to the v-e-t tomorrow. He knows what that spells! It spells v-e-t!

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He dated Ingraham, back when she was doxxing gay students.

Annie is Bill Maher’s on-and-off special someone.

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Silly, conservatives don't do "creativity." They consider it a suspicious sign of communism.

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Graphic design is my passion

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I went tubing on the Apple River one time, not going back, even with the added incentive of puking in Sheriff Clarke's hat.

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So cute that Danielle is adopting daddy's grift instead of real work.

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Mr. Family Values cheated on his wife for a younger, Trumpier model.

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Some women like a “bad boy” so a convicted felon does the trick.

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I think David Fahrenthold may have gotten hold of the hottest event of the summer

https://twitter.com/Fahrent...

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Are you really the best Trump blower of you make a definitely- forthcoming supposed not-twitter to directly compete with his definitely-forthcoming supposed not-twitter? It’s kind of like if the man you’d like to share hetero blowjobs with opened up a $6.99 buffet joint, and you went and opened up a $6.99 buffet joint right across the street, thereby kinda boning you both, no?

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I goddamn KNEW this story was gonna be the open thread!

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Why do those rhinestone and burlap women always wear an expression like they just opened a box and found a dick inside?

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