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so? who's going to colleen's?

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dudes can launch a 16lb bowling ball over 5 miles up. Yee haa! <a href="http://www.ahpra.org/BBreco..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.ahpra.org/BBrecord.htm">http://www.ahpra.org/BBreco...

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I also love the part about "lighting up the night sky". Ummm, Colleen?

Sunset::night as Ass::Hole in the ground

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What the fuck, Missile? <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb4wfJDfYQ4">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

What the fuck indeed.

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Man...she and I have so much in common. She has a walk-in closet and I have a walk-in apartment.

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And Obama just <i>happens</i> to be out of the country when this happens? How CONVENIENT! He's probably meeting with our new Reptilian overlords in Indonesia at this moment.

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I'm staying right here at the Holiday Inn in Cleveland. (Or it could be a room in the FEMA Camp made up to look like a Holiday Inn in Cleveland. I can't be sure about that.)

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