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I can't believe you all forgot about the Ron Paul balloon? I waited all bundled up on the roof for days. Waiting and waiting.

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And pocket constitutionz.

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And some big publicity for her company on the TEEVEEs and all the internetz. Nice work Lucy! Don't worry she will be blaming "both sides" all day and all night. What a fucking idiot country this right now. I give up.

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yes...and be sure to say hi to Sam.

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Please...this harpy couldn't predict the "ring of fire" that occurs after eating hot peppers.

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Doin' well grampa, considering it's the apocalypse and all. Yourself?

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first thing i say to any republican i meet is: "thanks teabaggers for teabagging our credit rating, the country and the global economy".

as most republicans i meet are my family, this usually works. they hate it when i swear.

seriously, this is one side's fault. that needs to be the message.

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london gets drunken, bottle-throwing chavs looting 'bargain booze'.

we get a banker from st. louis flying a banner outside an office building.

we can't even do 'protest' right.

sssssiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Please see the above.

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Thanking someone for something you actually don't care for in a sarcastic fashion is kinda lame though. People do that to me on the airplane, and it's soo fuckin' easy to brush off, man.

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At least it wasn't a blimp.

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I'm going to fly one over McCain's house that says "Thanks for the Snowbilly. Build the dang fence!"

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I like it. "Thanks for the ding on my credit report, TransUnion. You should suck my balls."

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<i>“I originally wanted to fly it over Washington, D.C., but learned that you can’t do that,” </i>

Oh, go on. Give it a try anyway.

Especially over the White House. Be sure and fly reeeeeeeal low.

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HAha, very funny, everybody knows those effin things don't work! Remember? <a href="http://wonkette.com/450722/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.com/450722/fancy-fighter-jets-cos...">http://wonkette.com/450722/...

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I would have been more impressed with a bat image projected on a full moon.

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