Republican voters have had an entire year now give or take to make up their minds about who they want as their candidate for president, yet they continue to gnash their teeth and weep blood a year later like some game show contestant given two minutes to stare at a row of identical boxes and correctly choose the one with the prize (a bag of poop) inside it or be electrocuted with an anal probe.
I've only recently learned about the ethnic/religious rivalries having extending all the way to soccer clubs, and it is fascinating! If only our sports teams in the US were closely linked to ethnic groups AND religion, we would have some very interesting football games,especially in college. Notre Dame vs Alabama would become Papists vs Baptists. The National Guard would sure get a workout every weekend.
This is somewhat off-topic, but did you know that Jimmy Page played the guitar solo in Tom Jones' "It's Not Unusual"?
Let's say that Newt, Frothy, and Dog Botherer all crater. Is there anyone else that can step in to fun in the general election. Someone above mentioned Jeb Bush...anyone else?
Sure...but the Goddess of Grift...the Doyenne of Duplicity...the Mavin of Mendacity would be even less electable than the other three.<br /><br /><br />---
The only horse that was at all dark left the race weeks ago.
Punxsutawney Phil?
I&#039;ve only recently learned about the ethnic/religious rivalries having extending all the way to soccer clubs, and it is fascinating! If only our sports teams in the US were closely linked to ethnic groups AND religion, we would have some very interesting football games,especially in college. Notre Dame vs Alabama would become Papists vs Baptists. The National Guard would sure get a workout every weekend.
This is somewhat off-topic, but did you know that Jimmy Page played the guitar solo in Tom Jones&#039; &quot;It&#039;s Not Unusual&quot;?
I see your pneumonia and raise you dengue fever.
Oh ewe.<br /><br />---
The Sheepocalypse is upon us!
Let&#039;s say that Newt, Frothy, and Dog Botherer all crater. Is there anyone else that can step in to fun in the general election. Someone above mentioned Jeb Bush...anyone else?
Sure...but the Goddess of Grift...the Doyenne of Duplicity...the Mavin of Mendacity would be even less electable than the other three.<br /><br /><br />---
I heard he died and had to be buried in an extra tall casket.<br /><br />---
Wasn&#039;t he a demon rat?
What if all of them lose their home state? Oh dear...I just giggled like a schoolgirl.
&quot;We&#039;re becoming the Huffington Post!&quot;
Needs more right wing frothing bots.
Somebody get down to Lowes and Home Depot and buy up all the axe handles. I would like to get a table for dinner tonight without any trouble.
FST reference FTW!
I&#039;m gonna guess the mystery senator is Marco Rubio. Or maybe John Cornyn.
Donald Trump isn&#039;t a Senator anymore, right?