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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

So do I, but I really do wonder about that fluorescent green relish. It ain't natural.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

So true, and in a funny way: the girls whip out the cellphones, and next thing you know, the cops have photos (sometimes a junk shot) in hand. The subways have been a creep-free zone for some time now.

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fuflans's avatar

i can't help but think breitbart's got some junk in his own closet - but no one with half a brain could possibly stand looking for it.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Or maybe the Wonky Dog, topped with poutaine (aka french fries with squeaky cheese and gravy).

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fuflans's avatar

BAM!!! POW!!! ZAP!!!!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Agreed.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I have had enough of Weiner.*

*Also said by 88.4% of married women.

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fuflans's avatar

that's a great one isn't it? i said this on an earlier thread, but i'm glad dad passed all the good stuff down to junior.

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PsycWench's avatar

And we have a winner for the "Too Much Time on One's Hands" award. Congrats!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

This is just weird all the way around.

ALL the way AROUND.

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