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Chris Grrr's avatar

Compassionate corporal punishment.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'll bet he never wears a shirt. To be ready when the COPS teevee crew shows up.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Really, if the Dems officially changed their name, the 'Pubes would be speechless for at least 10-20 minutes which is totally worth it.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

If there's a package involved, I'm sure he'll come out for it.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

We should send him on vacation to Somalia -- Libertarian Paradise™. I can pony up a few bucks. And Dok can just pony up.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The kids could drive away too. Because licenses are for sheeple.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Stand Your Ground laws provide more legal reasons to kill someone by removing the common law "duty to retreat". Why not retreat when faced with danger? Because the NRA Cult of Death wants guns to be used.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I notice Editor got an upfist for this POS. Now I'm not so proud of my p-ness.

<i>(counts to three)</i>

Just Kidding! I love my p-ness and couldn't be prouder of its size or accomplishments.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

11. If four shitmuffins left the GOP going west, and three turd sandwiches joined the NRA going east, how many twatwaffles does it take to make a terrible empty chair analogy into racism?

FeloniousMonk's avatar

That's what Anatole France said. Also <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=zGSHvVaAZbs" target="_blank">relevant</a>.

bobbert's avatar

Eat Context and Die!!!

SullivanSt's avatar

Yeah, really makes you wonder just <em>how</em> stupid this guy must be that he missed that quite obvious point, don't you think?

Well, if you assume he was arguing in good faith, of course...

FeloniousMonk's avatar

Oh, hello again Ted. I'm so fucking angry right now I'm going to steal SorosBot's reply to the pest of a couple of days ago. Poopyhead.

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

It (the bill) rubs the lotion on its skin...

The Quirk's avatar

But only the WHITE wimmenz!!