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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Lulling us into a sense of complacency before the MGT stupidity story.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

LOL, a friend who was in Weight Watchers some years ago used to save up her fruit points so she could have 2 or 3 glasses of wine at night!

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Now I want dodectuple-stuffed Oreos.

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Things are supposed to go on top of the Ritz cracker.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Don't tease us like that!

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Lil Snot's avatar

FYI Keebler Townhouse crackers substitute well for Ritz crackers.

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Lil Snot's avatar

Just be ultra careful not to lose the clots! No gargling, flossing, I'd even be careful brushing. Dry sockets is where the throbbing pain begins.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

They're not like Twinkies. Oreos don't last forever.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Ernie uses child labor.

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Doug Langley's avatar

And Oreos can't save the world!

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Gladys Kravitz's Curtains's avatar

Oh Rachet Campos-Duffy, isn't it time for you to squeeze out another babby for the nanny to care for while you show the world just how ignorant you are?

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Doug Langley's avatar

I remember when parents got their microwave.Mom: "Now don't listen to your father, this is how you use it."Dad: "Now don't listen to your mother, this is what you do."

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Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

I'm thinking more like a blue whale on a bike.

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BeachLoafer's avatar

My guess is that a lot of their workers tend automated production lines, so their primary drain is attentiveness, not physical exertion. Shift changes in that environment cost money (cookies), and it's a safe bet that the extra 4 hours of pay per worker per week costs less than the production loss across a shift change.

Let's say they can pull off an extraordinarily efficient 1-hour shift change downtime - that'd be one hour per day making dog-only-knows how many cookies and crackers. At the scale they must run, an hour of downtime is a truckload of $$.

And, as noted below, I've known people on back-to-back 12x3 low-exertion shifts, meaning they work 6 days and have 8 off, and they were pretty happy with the arrangement.

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